Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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