who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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