My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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