I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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