You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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