I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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