In the future we'll all be gay
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
operation have a gay friend backfired
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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