hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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