Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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