and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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