Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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