no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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