We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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