How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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