her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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