whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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