Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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