dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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