We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm at about main and main street
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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