So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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