your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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