she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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