The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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