I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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