i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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