so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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