The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize