Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Just pee around me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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