Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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