Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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