They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
worst night to have a conscience
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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