Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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