May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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