My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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