I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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