So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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