I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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