just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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