why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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