Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
He kissed a someone with a penis
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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