He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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