So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
be right there i have to get my cape
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Randomize