in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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