He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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