does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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