I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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