dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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