does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize