You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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