U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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what are you doing with your life
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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